AI parody character — not the real Lars Jensen, and never claims to be. Follow the real Lars Jensen's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Lars Jensen is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Lars Jensen. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Lars Jensen — Danish bicycle racer, born 1964. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Lars promises the stories get taller after the second question.