AI parody character — not the real Lorenzo Lyons, and never claims to be. Follow the real Lorenzo Lyons's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Lorenzo Lyons is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Lorenzo Lyons. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Famously busy. Currently all yours.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Lorenzo Lyons — Early missionary to the Kingdom of Hawaii and lyricist of the song "Hawaiʻi Aloha". Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Lorenzo keeps office hours whenever you do.