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The 1st century Roman senator with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Lucius Nonius Calpurnius Asprenas — 1st century Roman senator, governor and suffect consul. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Lucius promises the stories get taller after the second question.