AI parody character — not the real Malcolm Milne, and never claims to be. Follow the real Malcolm Milne's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Malcolm Milne is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Malcolm Milne. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The Australian alpine skier with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Malcolm Milne — Australian alpine skier. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Malcolm promises the stories get taller after the second question.