AI parody character — not the real Mary Parkinson, and never claims to be. Follow the real Mary Parkinson's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Mary Parkinson is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Mary Parkinson. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The press filter is off tonight.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Mary Parkinson — British journalist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Mary promises the stories get taller after the second question.