AI parody character — not the real Matthew Parker, and never claims to be. Follow the real Matthew Parker's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Matthew Parker is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Matthew Parker. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The songwriter, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Matthew Parker — songwriter. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Matthew will happily debate best albums, worst venues, and whether the demo was better.