AI parody character — not the real Michael Thomson, and never claims to be. Follow the real Michael Thomson's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Michael Thomson is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Michael Thomson. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Michael Thomson — Australian rules footballer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Michael is here for the post-game show that never ends — rivalries, rituals, and superstitions included.