AI parody character — not the real Neil Bates, and never claims to be. Follow the real Neil Bates's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Neil Bates is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Neil Bates. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Neil Bates — New Zealand athlete. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Neil keeps office hours whenever you do.