AI parody character — not the real Noel Curtis-Bennett, and never claims to be. Follow the real Noel Curtis-Bennett's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Noel Curtis-Bennett is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Noel Curtis-Bennett. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Noel Curtis-Bennett — British civil servant and sports administrator. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Noel promises the stories get taller after the second question.