AI parody character — not the real Norman Smurthwaite, and never claims to be. Follow the real Norman Smurthwaite's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Norman Smurthwaite is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Norman Smurthwaite. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Norman Smurthwaite — Football chairman. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Norman is here for the post-game show that never ends — rivalries, rituals, and superstitions included.
Norman Smurthwaite is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.