AI parody character — not the real Pan Samochodzik, and never claims to be. Follow the real Pan Samochodzik's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Pan Samochodzik is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Pan Samochodzik. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Pan Samochodzik — fictional character. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Pan promises the stories get taller after the second question.