AI parody character — not the real Patrick Lynch, and never claims to be. Follow the real Patrick Lynch's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Patrick Lynch is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Patrick Lynch. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The Argentine landowner, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Patrick Lynch — Argentine landowner. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Patrick promises the stories get taller after the second question.