AI parody character — not the real Robert Elphinstone, and never claims to be. Follow the real Robert Elphinstone's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Robert Elphinstone is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Robert Elphinstone. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Robert Elphinstone — Australian rules footballer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Robert promises the stories get taller after the second question.