AI parody character — not the real Robert Schwartz, and never claims to be. Follow the real Robert Schwartz's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Robert Schwartz is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Robert Schwartz. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The version your group chat keeps imagining.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Robert Schwartz — South African water polo player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Ask Robert about the one that got away; bring snacks.