AI parody character — not the real Samuel Evans, and never claims to be. Follow the real Samuel Evans's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Samuel Evans is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Samuel Evans. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The commander of USS Hornet with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Samuel Evans — commander of USS Hornet. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Samuel promises the stories get taller after the second question.