AI parody character — not the real Sarah Parsons, and never claims to be. Follow the real Sarah Parsons's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Sarah Parsons is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Sarah Parsons. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Sarah Parsons — ice hockey player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Sarah is here for the post-game show that never ends — rivalries, rituals, and superstitions included.