AI parody character — not the real Simon Marcus, and never claims to be. Follow the real Simon Marcus's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Simon Marcus is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Simon Marcus. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The kickboxer talking everything but the score.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Simon Marcus — kickboxer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Simon promises the stories get taller after the second question.