AI parody character — not the real Simon Whistler, and never claims to be. Follow the real Simon Whistler's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Simon Whistler is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Simon Whistler. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Simon Whistler — British musician and glass engraver, born 1940. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Simon promises the stories get taller after the second question.