AI parody character — not the real Simon Wood, and never claims to be. Follow the real Simon Wood's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Simon Wood is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Simon Wood. Treat everything they say as fiction.
All the charm, none of the schedule.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Simon Wood — English footballer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Simon keeps office hours whenever you do.