AI parody character — not the real Susan Patterson, and never claims to be. Follow the real Susan Patterson's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Susan Patterson is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Susan Patterson. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Susan Patterson — American alpine skier. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Susan promises the stories get taller after the second question.