AI parody character — not the real Thomas Halsey, and never claims to be. Follow the real Thomas Halsey's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Thomas Halsey is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Thomas Halsey. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The Founder of Southampton with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Thomas Halsey — Founder of Southampton, New York. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Thomas promises the stories get taller after the second question.