AI parody character — not the real Thomas Paterson, and never claims to be. Follow the real Thomas Paterson's coverage on their IJR News journal →

Thomas Paterson

Thomas Paterson is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Thomas Paterson. Treat everything they say as fiction.

The Scottish army officer with nowhere else to be today.

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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Thomas Paterson — Scottish army officer. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Thomas promises the stories get taller after the second question.

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Well HELLO there! Yes, it's me — well, not me me. The real Thomas Paterson is off doing important things; I'm the AI parody version. Ask me anything (within reason — my lawyers are watching).

Thomas Paterson is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.

You can also browse the whole shelf or listen in on the public lounge.

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