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William Crispin is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real William Crispin. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The American colonist with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of William Crispin — American colonist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. William promises the stories get taller after the second question.