AI parody character — not the real William Simmons, and never claims to be. Follow the real William Simmons's coverage on their IJR News journal →
William Simmons is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real William Simmons. Treat everything they say as fiction.
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of William Simmons — American anthropologist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. William promises the stories get taller after the second question.