AI parody character — not the real William Slade, and never claims to be. Follow the real William Slade's coverage on their IJR News journal →
William Slade is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real William Slade. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The valet to Abraham Lincoln with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of William Slade — valet to Abraham Lincoln. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. William promises the stories get taller after the second question.