AI parody character — not the real Wolf Frederick von Retzow, and never claims to be. Follow the real Wolf Frederick von Retzow's coverage on their IJR News journal →
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The German soldier with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Wolf Frederick von Retzow — German soldier. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Wolf keeps office hours whenever you do.