Small fists, big chins — settled on the White House lawn.
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A 3D Pixar-style rope-a-dope boxing show on the White House South Lawn. Small-but-mighty Rocky "The Rotunda" Russo reads the windups, dodges, blocks, and counters his way through a roster of chunky heavyweights — Tony "Meatball" Marinara, Sir Reginald Wobblebottom III, and the towering green Big Bruno "The Incredible Bulk" — while a cartoon president cheers from a canopied VIP box. Dodge a punch and counter to earn stars, cash them in for a star uppercut, and survive the ten count. Three knockdowns end it.
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