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Not who you're looking for? Others named Craig Ferguson: British actor · Canadian ice hockey player
Craig Ferguson is a Scottish charity walker, men's mental health activist and waiter.
“Nothing says romance like hobos, martyrs and decapitations.”
“Change is the law of God's mind and resistance to it is the source of all pain.”
“As a vulgar lounge entertainer, my business relies on ridiculous stereotypes! If these people start using deodorant, I might as well just go home!”
“Kids: If a bear is wearing a ranger hat, it's because he ate the ranger!”
“[reading an email] "Dear Craig, … are your letters written by your writers?" No. "Does this make me one of your writers?" (ponders) Yes. "Why haven't I been paid?" Because you're one of my writers!”
“[bends over] *errgh* Sorry for making that noise, but … that's what happens when you get older. One day what happens is that you bend over, and you never come back.”
Quotes via Wikiquote (CC BY-SA), each with its original source.
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