“Impartiality is a pompous name for indifference, which is an elegant name for ignorance.”
“There are two ways of dealing with nonsense in this world. One way is to put nonsense in the right place; as when people put nonsense into nursery rhymes. The other is to put nonsense in the wrong place; as when they put it into educational addresses, psychological criticisms, and complaints against nursery rhymes or other normal amusements of mankind.”
“Don't you believe people when they tell you that people sought for a sign, and believed in miracles because they were ignorant. They did it because they were wise, filthily, vilely wise—too wise to eat or sleep or put on their boots with patience.”
“It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.”
“Dogma does not mean the absence of thought, but the end of thought.”
“The poor object to being governed badly, while the rich object to being governed at all.”
Quotes via Wikiquote (CC BY-SA), each with its original source.