Hamish Robert McAlpine (born 21 January 1948) is a Scottish retired footballer who played as a goalkeeper. He played for Dundee United for twenty years, between 1966 and 1986. Whilst with the club, he won the Scottish Football League title once and the Scottish League Cup twice. Among numerous cup runs in European football he played in the 1983–84 European Cup semi-final.
He ended his playing career with spells at Raith Rovers and Arbroath. McAlpine represented Scotland at under-21 international level and was named SFWA Footballer of the Year in 1985.
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Early life
McAlpine was born in the village of Kilspindie, Perthshire. His father, Ian McAlpine, was a promising footballer whose career was disrupted by the Second World War, although he did sign for Dundee in 1946 and played for their reserve team. Although his father had been a centre forward, Hamish always played as a goalkeeper from primary school onwards. As a teenager, he played in goal for Butterburn Youth Club.
Club career
McAlpine played junior football for Dundee North End prior to signing provisionally for Dundee United in June 1966. He combined part-time football with a job at United chairman George Fox's accountancy firm until signing a professional contract in the close season of 1967. Initially third choice goalkeeper behind Donald Mackay and Sandy Davie, McAlpine spent most of the 1967–68 season on loan to Montrose, and came close to signing for them permanently. Returning to United, he made his debut appearance for the first team in a pre-season friendly against Hartlepool in August 1968.
Davie left the club in October 1968, which made McAlpine second choice. Following an injury to Mackay, he made his competitive debut for Dundee United on 8 March 1969, in a 1–0 defeat against Heart of Midlothian at Tynecastle. That proved to be his only appearance that season, and he missed most of the following season following an operation for ligament damage. In October 1970, McAlpine came on as a substitute for the injured Mackay in a Fairs Cup tie against Sparta Prague to make his European debut and only his second competitive appearance overall. That proved to be a breakthrough for McAlpine, who went to make thirty appearances in all competitions that season and establish himself as first choice. Mackay was allowed to leave the club in 1972 by new manager Jim McLean, who brought back Davie as competition. McAlpine was still in the team until knee surgery ruled him out for a spell in 1974, which meant Davie played in United's first Scottish Cup final appearance.
Davie's subsequent departure left McAlpine as the club's undisputed first choice goalkeeper, a position he would retain for the next decade. In 1977, he set a club record by not conceding a goal for 615 minutes of play. He was also building a reputation for eccentricity and becoming a cult favourite with United supporters, often leaving his penalty area to take on opponents. In 1976, United were struggling to avoid relegation and had missed several penalties. McAlpine volunteered to take over as penalty taker, scoring on his first attempt against Hibernian in the penultimate match of the season. Another McAlpine penalty, in the final match away to Rangers, was missed, but United retained their Premier Division status with a goalless draw. McAlpine scored twice more during the 1976–77 season, but was relieved of penalty duties after further misses. He later came close to scoring another United goal, hitting the bar with a shot whilst playing outfield in a reserve match.
McAlpine's carefree attitude sometimes put him in conflict with his disciplinarian manager. In his autobiography, McLean describes his frustration with McAlpine's unwillingness to undertake specialist goalkeeping training, saying, "Hamish McAlpine was the one player who was able to destroy single-handedly everything I have ever thought or believed about the game of football". The pair's most serious disagreement occurred in 1979, resulting in McAlpine being sent home from a tournament in Japan. McAlpine was suspended by the club and temporarily replaced by former England goalkeeper Peter Bonetti.
International career
McAlpine gained international recognition in his mid-thirties, featuring as a permitted overage player for the Scotland Under-21 team. He made his debut in a 2–0 win over East Germany in Edinburgh on 12 October 1982. The last of his five appearances came against Belgium on 11 October 1983 when he was 35 years old, in a goalless draw played on McAlpine's club ground, Tannadice Park.
After playing
McAlpine has worked intermittently for Dundee United in various part-time capacities, including as a goalkeeping coach, in the commercial department and as a matchday host. He was appointed as a club ambassador in 2014. He opened a pub called Goalie's in Dundee in 1986. Since retiring as a player he has worked as a sales representative.
Personal life
Amongst his other sporting interests, McAlpine has appeared for Rossie Priory Cricket Club, where his brother Derek McAlpine was a long-serving player. Also a keen golfer, McAlpine became captain at Alyth Golf Club in 2010. His son Kevin McAlpine was Scottish Amateur golf champion in 2006, subsequently turning professional and later caddying for Lexi Thompson, Amy Yang and Martin Laird. Kevin is engaged to Swedish golfer Anna Nordqvist.
Honours and accolades
The song "Hamish (the Goalie)", by Dundonian singer-songwriter Michael Marra (though a Dundee F.C. supporter), was originally written to mark McAlpine's testimonial year. It was later released on Marra's 1991 album, On Stolen Stationery, and has also been covered by Leo Sayer. The lyrics of the song pay tribute to McAlpine's goalkeeping prowess as well as alluding to Grace Kelly's appearance as a spectator at Tannadice for a UEFA Cup tie against AS Monaco.
Club
Dundee United
Scottish Football League Premier Division: 1982–83
Scottish League Cup: 1979–80, 1980–81
Individual
SFWA Footballer of the Year: 1985



