“I am not only witty in myself, but the cause that wit is in other men.”
“It was always yet the trick of our English nation, if they have a good thing, to make it too common.”
“Past, and to come, seem best; things present, worst.”
“I beseek you now, aggravate your choler.”
“I do remember him at Clement's-inn, like a man made after supper of a cheese-paring: when he was naked, he was, for all the world, like a forked radish, with a head fantastically carved upon it with a knife.”
“Under which king, Bezonian? speak, or die!”
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