Not who you're looking for? Others named Jean Kerr: Irish-American author and playwright
“Movie actors are just ordinary mixed-up people—with agents.”
“You can't sleep until noon with the proper élan unless you have some legitimate reason for staying up until three (parties don't count).”
“Children are different—mentally, physically, spiritually, quantitatively, qualitatively; and furthermore, they're all a little bit nuts.”
“If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out.”
“Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.”
“I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want—an adorable pancreas?”
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