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Join the roomFrank R. "Josh" Billings was an American jazz drummer.
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“The lion and the lamb may, possibly, sumtime lay down in this world together for a fu minnits, but when the lion kums tew git up, the lamb will be missing.”
“It iz comparitively eazy tew repent ov the sins that we hav committed, but tew repent ov thoze which we intend to commit, is asking tew mutch ov enny man, now days.”
“Tew bring up a child in the wa he should go—travel that wa yourself.”
“Don't mistake vivacity for wit, thare iz about az mutch difference az thare iz between lightning and a lightning bug.”
“Most people when they cum tew yu for advice cum tew hav their own opinyuns strengthened, not correkted.”
“As in a game ov cards, so in the game ov life, we must play what is dealt tew us, and the glory consists, not so mutch in winning, as in playing a poor hand well.”
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