“The British tourist is always happy abroad as long as the natives are waiters.”
“Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work; I merely inflict myself upon the public.”
“Fat men get knocked over by buses no earlier, nor later, than thin men. And I, for one, have buried most of my thin friends.”
Quotes via Wikiquote (CC BY-SA), each with its original source.
Not who you're looking for? Others named Robert Morley: British actor (1908–1992) · British politician · English merchant and politician
