The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Notable quotes

“"Amazing-looking ship though. Looks like a fish, moves like a fish, steers like a cow."”
— Ford Prefect
“There is no such thing as a happy ending. Every culture has a maxim that makes this point, while nowhere in the Universe is there a single gravestone that reads, He Loved Everything About His Life, Especially the Dying Bit at the End.”
— "What you think is the happy ending is actually a brief respite before the serial killer that you thought was dead gets back up and butchers everyone except the girl with the biggest boobs, who dies first in the sequel the following year."—Rollit Klet, the Dentrassis independent-film-director-cum-chef
“The other Shaltanac's joopleberry shrub is always a more mauvy shade of pinky-russet.”
— The Shaltanac equivalent of "the other man's grass is always greener"

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