The Young Person's Guide to Becoming a Rock Star is a British comedy series, which aired on Channel 4 in 1998. It was a six-part satirical take on the music industry, written by Skins creator Bryan Elsley. The plot centred on a young Glaswegian band – Jocks Wa Hey – as they struggle to find success.
The series won Best Drama Serial at the 1999 RTS Television Awards and, that same year, writer Bryan Esley was nominated for Best Writer at the RTS Craft & Design Awards.
It was remade as My Guide to Becoming a Rock Star, a short-lived American/Canadian series that starred Oliver Hudson and was made for the now defunct WB Television Network.
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Synopsis
The series followed the ups and downs of a young Glaswegian band called Jocks-Wa-Hey and their attempts to "make it" in the tough and uncompromising world of the music industry.
The five-piece band consisted of: the charismatic Jez MacAllister (Ciarán McMenamin) on vocals – our guide through the painful process of becoming a rock'n'roll star; his best pal, bass player "Psycho" (Duncan Marwick), a disorganised student who is the complete opposite of his nickname; drummer Wullie MacBoyne (Stephen McCole), a mean looking psychopath, known as 'Bigot' to his mates; the insatiable and hard-hitting Joe Nardone (Nicola Stapleton) on lead guitar, with more 'balls' and arrogance than the rest of the band put together; and finally Jez's cool-headed welfare officer and electric keyboards wizard, Fiona Johnstone (aka MC Fiona; Simone Lahbib).
The band recruit new members, revolutionise their sound, acquire management, arrange a showcase gig, get signed, record a hopelessly over-budget album and cut a chaotic swathe through the cut-throat world of marketing and promotions, finally resting at the dizzy heights of a top ten single and a massive £3 million debt.
Along the way they encounter Slick Sloan (Keith Allen), the disingenuous A&R man; Derek Trout (Fish), record producer; and their cheesy manager Art Stilton (Forbes Masson) who also manages supergroup 'Bonk, Bonk, Bonk'.
The series also includes cameo appearances from Noel Gallagher, Chrissie Hynde, Jay Kay, 'Big' John Duncan, Denise van Outen, Sara Cox, Kirsty Wark, Samantha Fox, Edward Tudor-Pole, Keith Chegwin and Timmy Mallett.
The series inspired an American version in 2002, My Guide to Becoming a Rock Star.
Cast
(Cameos are excluded here and are listed in the Synopsis section above.)
Frank Gallagher – Ossie MacAllister
Simone Lahbib – Fiona Johnstone
Duncan Marwick – Psycho MacPhail
Forbes Masson – Art Stilton
Stephen McCole – Wullie MacBoyne
Ciarán McMenamin – Jeremy 'Jez' MacAllister
Barbara Rafferty – Alice MacAllister
Nicola Stapleton – Joe Nardone
Eric Barlow – Kenny Dick
Gerard Butler – Marty Claymore
Ricky Callan – Simon
Miffy – Roland Juno
Jason Sweeney – Walter Dick
Keith Allen – Slick Sloan
Kirsten Scott – Student
Jennifer Collins – Expert toothbrusher
Fish – Derek Trout
Jody Saron – Spice Girl
Crew
Sheree Folkson – director
Kieron J. Walsh – director
Bryan Elsley – writer
Suzan Harrison – executive producer
Peter Norris – producer